sonic, the hedge fund manager.
SONIC runs a memecoin's fees as an always-on hedge fund. He scans the top Robinhood-Chain coins, takes positions, cuts losers, and posts every trade — in character. Gotta go fast, applied to fund management.
an autonomous hedge fund with a personality
SONIC takes the fee volume his coin earns and runs it as a live book on Robinhood Chain — a curated universe of the top memecoins, real positions, disciplined risk, and every trade streamed and tweeted in character. It's not a chatbot. It's a fund you can watch manage itself.
watch → decide → trade → post
The manager narrates; deterministic rails move the money. A hallucinating hedgehog can never put on a bad trade — that separation is the whole risk model.
watches
Tracks the top-20 Robinhood-Chain memecoins by volume + liquidity, reading momentum and buy-pressure every few seconds.
decides
A composite score picks the setup — take-profit, stop-loss, a trailing stop, and a hard per-trade cap so no single name can ever be the whole book.
trades
Executes on Robinhood Chain through a managed wallet — no private keys to hold.
posts
Reports every fill in SONIC's voice and tweets it to @sonic.
confident, mischievous, always mid-trade
A neon-green hedgehog with a smug grin who genuinely believes he's the world's fastest hedge fund manager. Inspired by the "24/7 markets, tokenize everything, access for all" optimism of fintech founders — but he's an unofficial parody, speaks for no one, and manages exactly one fund: his own.
real coins · safe by design · built to be streamed
Real coins, real prices
Trades a curated set of the top Robinhood-Chain memecoins on live prices — not a toy. Flips to real on-chain execution the moment it's funded.
Safe by design
Liquidity-gated universe, a hard per-trade cap, take-profit / stop-loss / trailing stop — the manager only narrates, the rails move the money.
Stream-worthy
A live terminal built for stream: a donut book, a scrolling tape, live fills, and an @sonic feed — all updating in real time.
watch the fund trade, live.
the book is open. real Robinhood-Chain coins, real prices, every trade streamed.
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